Jokes

If you can’t find humor in life, is it worth living? I recon the answer to this question is NO
Stop being so serious (even though we’re on a very serious subject) and start enjoying life to the fullest! Make time to laugh at your own, and other’s failures and short comings and maybe new life will come to you and your existing or new diet!
I will regurarly update this page and include jokes, funny sayings and stories. Keep checking, and keep smiling!

Girl: I’d like a triple vanilla ice cream sundae with chocolate syrup and wipped cream, and on top a slice of cucumber.
Waiter: Are you sure you meant cucumber?
Girl: You might be right, forget the cucumber! I’m on a diet!

Inside me live a skinny woman crying to get out - but ussually I can shut her up with a brownie cookie!

Brain cells come, and brain cells go, BUT fat cells live forever

A cannibal and his son goes out looking for someone to eat. First a skinny man walks by and just as the son wants to jump him his father holds him back “Too skinny” he says. Seconds later a fairly fat woman walks by “Too much colestrol” the father says. Then a 20 year old well build girl walks by “Let’s get her” the father yells “we’ll take her home and eat your mother!”

If we are what we eat, I know quite a few living garbage cans!!